Sunday, March 15, 2009

1:15 659 -- FSN Pittsburgh

Paid programming: "Total Gym"

Starring Christie Brinkley and Chuck Norris. Christie says that nothing slows her down. Then there's lots of testimonials from people who lost 80 million pounds with this. Nobody talks about their eating. Fine print says "results not typical". So, another scam. TV consists primarily of scams, Spanish, and hockey.

You must have a tattoo to use this device.

Christie: we ridicule because we love.

Christie Brinkley is not related to David Brinkley, but she is a 3rd cousin to Chet Huntley.

B1 says: "When I see Chuck Norris talk about fitness, I miss Gilad."


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