21:30 Channel 545 -- The Movie Channel west

K: "Terminal Countdown": A CIA agent, a veteran, and others must stop a computer that believes the US is under nuclear attack. We get to see the very end of the movie. A man drowns in a giant pit of oatmeal. Another character speaks very strangely. Suddenly, for no reason, we cut to Las Vegas. And once again, we will see nothing blow up, nothing afire, nothing interesting. This proves Sturgeon's Law: there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

For the first time during this event, we watch movie credits roll.

B: This is scary because that was way more oatmeal than a single person can eat.