riddle of the moment

Q: how is wall street like "planet of the apes?"

A: because the gorillas have all the nets, weapons and horses, and ride
around all day shooting all the human beings.

(taken directly from this article 2 days ago:
http://beforeitsnews.com/news/25935/Rumours_of_an_Unexpected_Fed_Discount_Rate_Hike_Dampen_Stocks.html)