Friday, March 26, 2010

03:00 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes 1991HT

I love how the slave apes wear the same colors as the intelligent apes will in the future: green for chimps, red for gorillas, yellow for chimps.

This ape training seems very haphazard. No wonder they were displeased.

Did they really need all these apes just to pour a pitcher of water? Man, we're all gonna be lazy by 1991!

According to "Planet of the Apes Revisited", Roddy McDowall sprained his ankle on the first day of filming. Roddy!

Hey, Gordon Jump from WKRP in Cincinnati! You're the auctioneer in Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!

The humans spend more time training the apes than they would doing these tasks themselves. Clearly it's just a power trip. You can't fool me.

Wow, the humans are way worse and creepier than I remember them being. Why, I, I, I'm rooting for the apes!

It really feels like they left out a few scenes before Caesar starts organizing the ape protests. Maybe this is better in the extended edition.

Severn Darden makes an AWESOME evil prick. He's the Dr. Hasslein among lots of evil humans.


Blogger rassmguy said...

Darden is even pricker-ier in Battle!


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