07:00 Channel 334 -- CD USA

"CD USA"

K: A free music show designed to sell CDs. There's a little piece on Michael Stipe -- new charity EP exclusively on iTunes. His baldness shines on.

Bow Wow now. Formerly Li'l Bow Wow. Sounds OK.

Scary Jessica Simpson commercial. Something about bad skin. She says: "If you're like me, ...". B says: "I am like you!"

Decent "My Humps" video at the end, with bleeps: "drunk" "ass". Drunk?

B: Jon Nguyen is the Asian Keanu Reeves. Bow Wow makes me want to woof.