09:45 538 -- Showtime 2
The closing credits of "Hostel 2", Eli Roth's classic of the torture porn genre. We just missed the famous testicle removal scene.
Next up is "Busty Models", perhaps our first actual soft-core porn.
Opening shot: porn music. Bedroom. Man + woman screwing. Plot? What's that?
Oh, the acting. Oh, the humanity.
MTBF (mean time between fucking) seems to be about 5 min.
Girls helping each other try on clothes. They forgot to have sex. What kinda porn is this?
Now there's a murder. That's gonna get in the way of the sex.
B says: "I'd like to see more Busty Models and less hockey."
Next up is "Busty Models", perhaps our first actual soft-core porn.
Opening shot: porn music. Bedroom. Man + woman screwing. Plot? What's that?
Oh, the acting. Oh, the humanity.
MTBF (mean time between fucking) seems to be about 5 min.
Girls helping each other try on clothes. They forgot to have sex. What kinda porn is this?
Now there's a murder. That's gonna get in the way of the sex.
B says: "I'd like to see more Busty Models and less hockey."
posted by Scott Knaster at 9:47 PM
1 Comments:
if the testicle removal scene is famous why have I never heard of it?
I clearly need to get out more.
or see more torture porn.
(and is it significant that my captcha = temovent? is this another word for testicle removal?)
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