11:00 Channel 374 BYU Network

It's a basketball game, which is extremely disappointing since the info box says it's supposed to be "Cyber Secrets: The Problem of Pornography."

It's BYU Hawai'i vs. (the school you've gotta love) California State University of Dominguez Hills. I've never heard of it so I ask Special K for more details.

"It's near Carson, CA."

And I've never heard of that either.

He's sounding fed up. "It's near LA," and he used his okay-are-you-satisfied-and-will-shut-up-now? voice.


"My worst geography lessons have always come from figuring out where sports teams are from."

- b1


"Dominguez Hills is in Carson, CA. This proves that college is educational."

- Special K


(don't worry, i don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, either.)