Sunday, February 26, 2006

23:00 Channel 228 -- Gem Shopping Network

"Treasures with Sue"

K: This woman has attitude. "Well, if she doesnt' want it, let someone else get it. We're moving." She answers questions with contempt. "Yes," she sighs in exasperation, "it's a Mexican Fire Opal, but it's got color. Most of 'em don't have color." She keeps turning off her mike and, I'm sure, yelling at people. Lighten up, Sue. Cripes.

B1 calls the station to ask if she's mean. They say no. They lie. She beats them for lying.

Expensive stuff! Thousands of dollars! Who would buy a $8K piece of jewelry from a mean woman on TV?

B1 starts yelling at the TV: "Get her wrinkly breast off there! Don't show me her breast! Oh wait -- that's her finger."

And we begin hour 24.


Blogger Frank Zappai said...

will Kiefer Sutherland make a guest appearance?

10:58 AM  
Blogger joestrm said...

I would love to punch that annoying bitch in her ugly horse-face.

11:36 AM  

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