Sunday, February 26, 2006

24:00 Channel 345 -- Ultimate Shopping Network

Designer Showcase.

K: It's the Ultimate Shopping Network. And Ulimate means "last". Get it? Even though it's a random pick, it's almost like we planned it. But we didn't. But it's almost like we did. Except shopping channels suck, so we probably wouldn't pick one. But so does most TV. Anyway.

More people are allegedly spending thousands of dollars on stuff they see on TV. This lady is nicer than the other mean lady. She's not beating her employees. She's content to be in a secret relationship with her co-worker. But that will end badly. Or perhaps baldly, depending on my spelling.

B: Getting USN as the final channel of 24HoTV is sincere proof that there is a higher power.


Final thoughts from Special K:

Google called. They ran out of Blogger capacity. 43 people in Estonia couldn't do web searches.

I'm tired in a way that's difficult to describe, because I'm too tired.

To everyone: thank you for being there. And thank you for being you.

6 Comments:

Blogger Ricky D said...

WOO!! So doing this again next week?

12:01 PM  
Blogger Frank Zappai said...

thanks for a great show!

12:09 PM  
Blogger Rusty Parker said...

but, what does "penultimate" mean?

seriously.

12:15 PM  
Blogger aisha said...

That was absolutely hilarious to read through.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Jim Tantillo said...

the new header clearly suggests that we can hope for a sequel. Making this the penultimate 24 HoTV.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Random Person said...

i'm not sure I enjoyed that. Your narraration was enjoyable of course. But you guys seemed pained. It was like watching someone get minor surgery with no anasthesia. I couldn't look away, but I'm glad it's over.

2:10 PM  

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